Hello, Prince George Alexander Louis.
The Little Prince. 
So, You Took the Day Off Work to Stand Around Outside and Wait for Kate Middleton to Have a Baby: A Guide


1. “My cat had kittens … all over my car keys. It’s disgusting.”
2. “My knee hurts. And you can’t ask me to be more specific because it’s a fucking invasion of my private, mate.”
3. “Sorry, boss. Funny thing: I can tell I’m about 10 minutes away from collapsing and dying. I’m going to trek over to the royal baby spectacle so I can die there, hopefully propped up against a security barrier. That’s the plan, anyway!”
4. “I can’t possibly do any work because my best friend and I accidentally glued our hands to my cell phone.”
5. “I have a doctor’s appointment so I can find out how old I am. Am I 6? Am I 51? And I 73? It could take a few hours.”
6. “I promised my husband I’d go look for his missing traffic cones today. Oh, yes, and there they are. Got ’em!”
7. “I’m having … mental health day. Like, every year, a few times a year, I celebrate the successes and challenges of medical health professionals. Mental Health Day. Yes, this is my first job, why do you ask?”
8. “I left my personality in a Hollister dressing room over the weekend. I have to go back to the mall and try to find it.”

So, You Took the Day Off Work to Stand Around Outside and Wait for Kate Middleton to Have a Baby: A Guide

1. “My cat had kittens … all over my car keys. It’s disgusting.”

2. “My knee hurts. And you can’t ask me to be more specific because it’s a fucking invasion of my private, mate.”

3. “Sorry, boss. Funny thing: I can tell I’m about 10 minutes away from collapsing and dying. I’m going to trek over to the royal baby spectacle so I can die there, hopefully propped up against a security barrier. That’s the plan, anyway!”

4. “I can’t possibly do any work because my best friend and I accidentally glued our hands to my cell phone.”

5. “I have a doctor’s appointment so I can find out how old I am. Am I 6? Am I 51? And I 73? It could take a few hours.”

6. “I promised my husband I’d go look for his missing traffic cones today. Oh, yes, and there they are. Got ’em!”

7. “I’m having … mental health day. Like, every year, a few times a year, I celebrate the successes and challenges of medical health professionals. Mental Health Day. Yes, this is my first job, why do you ask?”

8. “I left my personality in a Hollister dressing room over the weekend. I have to go back to the mall and try to find it.”

The Name Game.
What will Kate Middleton and Prince William name the royal baby? The odds are in favor of Alexandra if it’s a girl, but “Lottie Wales” is also a contendor. More here.
By Leon Neal/AFP/Getty Images

The Name Game.

What will Kate Middleton and Prince William name the royal baby? The odds are in favor of Alexandra if it’s a girl, but “Lottie Wales” is also a contendor. More here.

By Leon Neal/AFP/Getty Images

A first look at Kate Middleton’s royal baby shower! Kind of …
Photograph by Alison Jackson
Kate Middleton For The Win: Royal Baby Edition
See more hilarious memes by Kate Middleton FTW creator Anne Victoria Clark, created exclusively for VF.com.

Kate Middleton For The Win: Royal Baby Edition


See more hilarious memes by Kate Middleton FTW creator Anne Victoria Clark, created exclusively for VF.com.