The True Detective finale gave us exactly what we deserve.
One thing is certain about this weekend’s Olympic events: there was enough ice skating to keep even the Johnniest of Weirs on the edge of his pantsuit with delight.
Read VF.com’s daily Olympics dispatch by Michelle Collins here. 

One thing is certain about this weekend’s Olympic events: there was enough ice skating to keep even the Johnniest of Weirs on the edge of his pantsuit with delight.

Read VF.com’s daily Olympics dispatch by Michelle Collins here. 

Tennis from Heaven. 

Tender manhugs. Tennis-ball earrings. More tender manhugs. Michelle Collins recaps Wimbledon. 


And now—record scratch—Branson in a cricket sweater. Branson jogging in slow motion in a cricket sweater! What we’re encouraged to believe is the softer side of Branson The Dad is essentially just poshification—some extra-abrading sandpaper taken to his more unsightly Marxist edges. Now he’s all like, “Stop ruining the dinner party, Mrs. Patmore made lobster, does that mean anything to you” to his “drunken gorilla” brother, and tucking into soft-boiled eggs and starched papers before a leisurely saunter to the estate farms.

More in our weekly recap!  Read and tell us what you think of Branson’s new, Brooks Brothers-y lease on life.
And now—record scratch—Branson in a cricket sweater. Branson jogging in slow motion in a cricket sweater! What we’re encouraged to believe is the softer side of Branson The Dad is essentially just poshification—some extra-abrading sandpaper taken to his more unsightly Marxist edges. Now he’s all like, “Stop ruining the dinner party, Mrs. Patmore made lobster, does that mean anything to you” to his “drunken gorilla” brother, and tucking into soft-boiled eggs and starched papers before a leisurely saunter to the estate farms.

More in our weekly recap!  Read and tell us what you think of Branson’s new, Brooks Brothers-y lease on life.

If you’re not into the idea of sitting through countless hours of Olympics coverage this weekend, go to VF.com for hilarious and thorough recaps by Michelle Collins.
If you don’t, the Queen will exercise her full Olympic power.

If you’re not into the idea of sitting through countless hours of Olympics coverage this weekend, go to VF.com for hilarious and thorough recaps by Michelle Collins.

If you don’t, the Queen will exercise her full Olympic power.