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And under great quotes from his entourage, our personal favorite is this one, from Capri Anderson—Charlie’s “date” on the night of his Plaza destruction:

“I would never have sex in a bathroom, especially at such a nice establishment as Daniel, for any amount of money. I am a porn starlet, if you will, but I do have class.”

Does this mean a Shoney’s would’ve been just fine?

The important questions of our time.