And under great quotes from his entourage, our personal favorite is this one, from Capri Anderson—Charlie’s “date” on the night of his Plaza destruction:
“I would never have sex in a bathroom, especially at such a nice establishment as Daniel, for any amount of money. I am a porn starlet, if you will, but I do have class.”
Does this mean a Shoney’s would’ve been just fine?
The important questions of our time.