Pickup Lines for Your Next Mars-Rover-Related Party:
“I’ll show you curiosity—curiosity about what you’d look like in my bed.”
“Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and you and I are three subway stops from my house.”
“Seven minutes of terror is an off-night for me, baby.”
“[mumbles] Big Bang [laughter]”
More here.

Pickup Lines for Your Next Mars-Rover-Related Party:

“I’ll show you curiosity—curiosity about what you’d look like in my bed.”

“Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and you and I are three subway stops from my house.”

“Seven minutes of terror is an off-night for me, baby.”

“[mumbles] Big Bang [laughter]”

More here.

“Fireworks are fascist. Fireworks are boring. Don’t make this Fourth of July a pyrrhic, or pyrotechnic, victory for America. Let’s declare our independence. After all isn’t that what democracy is really about—not doing what is demanded of you?”

Juli Weiner’s Treatise Against Fireworks.