Preview our sprawling report on billionaire Steve Cohen’s insider-trading investigation. Plus, a downloadable Melvillean wallpaper!
Illustration by André Carrilho
Impossible Interviews | Martha Stewart and Tom Waits Swap Gardening Tips and Prison Stories
STEWART: Now, let’s have a look at your sunflowers. They’ve … not done well.
WAITS: Sunflowers don’t grow right in this sun. At least mine didn’t—came up and fell down, like a dray mule with rickets.
STEWART: And all your hydrangeas are dead.
WAITS: I’m the killer, Martha, but you’re the one who’s done time.
Read their full conversation here.
Illustration by André Carrilho
Coffee with Apple C.E.O. Tim Cook Costs at Least $180,000 (Plus, You Know, the Coffee!)
If you can’t afford that price tag, there are plenty of people who would “love to get a cup of coffee or something sometime,” including:
- People at your old job
- College friends you run into at Whole Foods
- The children of your parents’ friends who are looking to break into your industry
- The person who went to the same camp as you who, even though the two of you were not friends as kids, ended up going to your colleague’s party because she and your colleague were in the same sorority at U.V.A., and how funny is that? So funny. You should grab coffee sometime or something!
An Illustrated History of Club Brawls
Illustrations by Philip Rie
What is your most marked characteristic?
According to my wife, a very active bullshit meter.
Alan Arkin takes the Proust Questionnaire. Read his responses here.
Illustration by Risko
