And now—record scratch—Branson in a cricket sweater. Branson jogging in slow motion in a cricket sweater! What we’re encouraged to believe is the softer side of Branson The Dad is essentially just poshification—some extra-abrading sandpaper taken to his more unsightly Marxist edges. Now he’s all like, “Stop ruining the dinner party, Mrs. Patmore made lobster, does that mean anything to you” to his “drunken gorilla” brother, and tucking into soft-boiled eggs and starched papers before a leisurely saunter to the estate farms.

More in our weekly recap!  Read and tell us what you think of Branson’s new, Brooks Brothers-y lease on life.
And now—record scratch—Branson in a cricket sweater. Branson jogging in slow motion in a cricket sweater! What we’re encouraged to believe is the softer side of Branson The Dad is essentially just poshification—some extra-abrading sandpaper taken to his more unsightly Marxist edges. Now he’s all like, “Stop ruining the dinner party, Mrs. Patmore made lobster, does that mean anything to you” to his “drunken gorilla” brother, and tucking into soft-boiled eggs and starched papers before a leisurely saunter to the estate farms.

More in our weekly recap!  Read and tell us what you think of Branson’s new, Brooks Brothers-y lease on life.

Printable Downton Abbey Valentines! You’re welcome. With love from comic artist Chad Thomas. (Follow him on Tumblr here.)

(On the subject, we’ll be live-tweeting this weekend’s episode, per the usual—hijinks that got us a mention in the Extra-Starch Gazette this week! Ahead of Sunday, get caught up with our spirited recaps, here.)