Can you tell the difference between Simon Hammerstein’s fabled nightclub and recommendations from Bill Hader’s beloved Weekend Update character?
1. That thing where, like, a Korean geisha covers songs by Bill Withers?
A. Stefon: That’s “Just The Woo of Us.” She performs at Wesh, one of New York’s hottest nightclubs two nights a week.
B. The Box: Yozmit has been performing at The Box club since 2008, and claims Hammerstein has freed her from sexual slavery.
2. That thing when high-waisted midgets, wear like, the red pants.
A. Stefon: That’s a human fire hydrant. They do that at Twice, one of New York’s hottest nightclubs.
B. The Box: That’s the Nutcrackers, they’ve been a regular at the Box since 2010.
3. That thing where a masked lady hears a ringing cell phone, and it turns out it’s in her vagina.
A. Stefon: That’s V-Mobile. She does that routine at Gush, one of New York’s hottest nightclubs.
B. The Box: Narcisster, a skilled vaginal acrobat, has been a regular since 2008.