Winter Olympics Day 8 Recap: It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Evgeni


Ten Topical Halloween Costumes That Avoid the Dreaded Unclever Valley

Halloween is an ancient pagan celebration of competitive whimsy and topicality. Want to prove you have read the newspaper at least once in the past year? The 31 is your night.

Illustrations by Jade Fish. 

“The David Bowie,” as modeled by Don Draper.
The Male-Grooming Maximalism of Mad Men’s Next Season.

“The David Bowie,” as modeled by Don Draper.

The Male-Grooming Maximalism of Mad Men’s Next Season.

“I opened up about spending some of my life in a tent. And here I am falling in love in a teepee.” 
The 16 Most Profound, Philosophical Utterances from The Bachelor.

“I opened up about spending some of my life in a tent. And here I am falling in love in a teepee.” 

The 16 Most Profound, Philosophical Utterances from The Bachelor.

TED-O-Matic | 9 Easy Steps to Your Own Audience-Flattering TED Talk.
Illustration by William C. Baumann
Kate Middleton For The Win: Royal Baby Edition
See more hilarious memes by Kate Middleton FTW creator Anne Victoria Clark, created exclusively for VF.com.

Kate Middleton For The Win: Royal Baby Edition


See more hilarious memes by Kate Middleton FTW creator Anne Victoria Clark, created exclusively for VF.com.

Michelle Collins recaps day 10 of the Olympics, with special attention paid to the equestrian events.
Yay, girl. Yay.

Michelle Collins recaps day 10 of the Olympics, with special attention paid to the equestrian events.

Yay, girl. Yay.

Pickup Lines for Your Next Mars-Rover-Related Party:
“I’ll show you curiosity—curiosity about what you’d look like in my bed.”
“Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and you and I are three subway stops from my house.”
“Seven minutes of terror is an off-night for me, baby.”
“[mumbles] Big Bang [laughter]”
More here.

Pickup Lines for Your Next Mars-Rover-Related Party:

“I’ll show you curiosity—curiosity about what you’d look like in my bed.”

“Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and you and I are three subway stops from my house.”

“Seven minutes of terror is an off-night for me, baby.”

“[mumbles] Big Bang [laughter]”

More here.

In Which We Try to Make a Ryan Lochte “Hey Girl” Meme, Just Because
Your move, Internet.
Check out VF.com’s Olympic coverage here. 
Meme by Alexandra Beggs and Jack Deligter

In Which We Try to Make a Ryan Lochte “Hey Girl” Meme, Just Because

Your move, Internet.

Check out VF.com’s Olympic coverage here.

Meme by Alexandra Beggs and Jack Deligter