How Should Mayor-Elect Bill de Blasio Decorate Gracie Mansion?

A sweatshop-free, hand-woven Che Guevera rug thrown nonchalantly on the carpet adds just a touch of class (warfare). Elsewhere, Bloombergian stodginess of the foyer is easily “lightened up a little” with ironic leg lamps and Ronald Reagan cut-out (also ironic).