Daisy wears a crop-top, and Thomas has sex hair!

Meanwhile, Ethel’s concubine fritters with raspberry coulis have won the county fair’s blue ribbon for three consecutive years—but will Lord Grantham eat one? Back downstairs, Mrs. Patmore’s salmon mousse recipe calls for human limbs, while Daisy wants to start her own jelly farm.

All this and more in our episode-five recap—and party pictures from V.F.’s Downton soiree.

Party photo by Hannah Thompson. Ethel courtesy Carnival Film and Television/Masterpiece. Mrs. Patmore and Daisy, courtesy of Joss Barratt/Carnival Film and Television/Masterpiece.