“Put the five crackers on a flat surface such as a copy of Us Weekly. Arrange them so they cover celebrities’ heads. Would Khloé Kardashian look better with a KA-ME seaweed-flavored rice cracker for a head? Take a few minutes’ break from cooking and consider it.”

Treats for the Disaffected 20-Something, Part VI: Tortilla Soup and Microwaved Cheese (via julioclock)