“Why Am I Living in My Parent’s Basement?” and Nine Other Horrendous-Sounding CPAC Panels
10. You Had Me at Thank You: A Thorough Review of the Importance of a Timely and Effective Acknowledgement of You [sic] Donor’s Gift
9. NRA University: Arm Yourself with the Facts
8. America & Its Wars: John Quincy Adams vs. James K. Polk
7. Social Media Mastery: Which Social Networks Should You Be On? How Do You Increase Your Followers? What Should Your Social Media Strategy Be?
6. Of Thee I Zing: America’s Cultural Decline from Muffin Tops to Body Shots
5. When’s The Last Time Your Database Had a Colonoscopy?: The Importance of Performing Regular File Audits and Data Hygiene for Healthy Fundraising
4. Why Am I Living in My Parent’s Basement? How the Obama Administration’s Policies Are Detrimental to Young People
3. Engaging America Through Conservative Pop Culture
2. Path to Punditry Workshop: How to Turn Your Opinions into a Career
1. The Honorable Rick Santorum, Former United States Senator
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